T'was a DARK and STORMY night...

Hey. So I just had this crazy random thought. What if the reason that people went around naming inanimate objects was because they were practicing for a time when they would possibly name someone else? So they go around and name all these things different names- just to see if they like the name. I mean it's not a big deal if your car or your guitar is named something that after a month you can't stand, but it would be huge if it was a child. So in order to not hate the child's name by misnaming it something that becomes annoying people try out names on other things first. Just think about it.