Quotes

So I went poking around for some quotes on some peoples profiles, this is what I came up with:

"The drive for survival taught him everything else: Strike first, or be struck. Become the hunter, not the hunted. Hide your weaknesses, so others cannot destroy you."

"Love is not just a feeling, it's a commitment to work for the good of that other person." - Unknown

"Real Life is a nasty, nasty dragon with a migraine and a vendetta against me."

"Reality is a conspiracy against us. I reject your reality and substitute my own.

"Reality is just a big, ugly monster, and I don't believe in monsters."

"Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons... for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup!"

"The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, that provides the difficulties." --Douglas Adams; Life, the Universe, and Everything

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate!" --Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It's not pinin', it's passed on! This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and gone to meet its maker! This is a late parrot. It's a stiff. Bereft of life, it rests in peace, if you hadn't nailed it to the perch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's rung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! This is an ex-parrot!" --Monty Python's Flying Circus; Dead Parrot Sketch

"Shall I describe it to you, or would you like me to find you a box?" --Legolas, The Two Towers

"Though my soul may set in darkness, it will rise in perfect light; I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night." --Sarah Williams, An Old Astronomer to His Pupil

"Without him, the world around me changes; the trees are bare and everywhere the streets are full of strangers..." --Eponine, Les Miz

"Who is the monster and who is the man? Sing the bells of Notre Dame!" --Clopin, Disney's Hunchback of Notre Dame

"Then it appears we've crowned the wrong fool. The only fool I see is you!" --Esmeralda

"As my life has been altered once, it can change again. Build higher walls around me, change ev'ry lock and key. Nothing lasts, nothing holds all of me..." --Belle, Disney's Beauty and the Beast (Broadway)

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." --William Shakespeare, As You Like It

"If life were easy and without challenge, there would be nothing to live for"

"Well! I’m actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually…Ecumenically…Grammatically?" ---Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

"Me? I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly! It's the honest ones you have to watch out for 'cause you can never predict when they're going to something incredibly...stupid." ---Johnny Depp, Pirates of the Caribbean

"The law is reason free from passion" ---Aristotle

"As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death." ---Leonardo da Vinci

"It is easier to stay out than get out." ---Mark Twain

"Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life." --Berthold Auerbach

"There are many things in this world that you can count on, but many more you cannot." --Lemony Snicket

"Fear is not weakness. Giving in to that fear is what makes you weak."

"In books, the main characters can always bite their lips bloody. I can't do that. So I can never be a character in a book, because I can't bite my lips until they bleed."

"Nobody can make you feel inferior without your consent." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"Nobody knows what kind of parent they'll make until it's too late." --Garrett Macy, Crossing Jordan

"Burying yourself before you're dead kills you."

"Love is a fire...whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell." --Joan Crawford

"If you make money from war, you're scum. If you can't make money from bounty hunting, you're an idiot." --weapons dealer, Porco Rosso

"Don't think outside the box...never get in the stupid box to begin with. Unless you're a cat."

"Why do people like kissing so much? It's just sharing germs!"

"The moral of this story is, never make a deal with an interdimensional demon without a little protection." --Slade, Teen Titans

"Well, not all of us can get around by BUBBLE!" --Elphaba, Wicked (the musical)

"Do Earth boys come with some sort of manual, then?" --Starfire, Teen Titans

"What better way to get to know someone than through matrimony?" --Nigel, Crossing Jordan

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he hears a different drummer." --Henry David Thoreau

"Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve the continuation of the species." --W. Somerset Morgan

"Attack when your enemy is at his weakest, when he is mired in self-doubt...your victory will be assured." --Sun Tzu

"That's the point of being a hopeless romantic. You're hopeless."

"I am...your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." --Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset." --Elizabeth, Pirates of the Caribbean

"(This is) something you wouldn't recognize. It's called love." --Kamajii, Spirited Away

"Sometimes I think being a girl really stinks. Then again, I don't like my options."

"Tasting chemical substances is not a good practice."

"It's hard to be authoritative while wearing flip-flops."

"Love stinks." --J. Geils Band

Random Person: What's the answer?
Cynic: What's the question? -dies-

"There is only one happiness in this life: to love and be loved." --George Sands

"I work two jobs for you. You'll be worth it when you win." --ice skater's dad, Ice Princess

"In my heart, I still believe in miracles. God is the greatest magician of them all."
Erik, from "Phantom" by Susan Kay

Such a little thing really, a kiss...most people don't give it a moment's consideration. They kiss on meeting, they kiss on parting, that simple touching of flesh is taken entirely for granted as a basic human right.
Susan Kay

In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart.
Anne Frank

"It's not how many breaths you take in your life, it's the moments that take your breath away that count."

"None of us can choose where we will love..."
-Erik

Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind". Basically, it's made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean ? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind

"Come to the dark side. They have Medicare, paid holidays, and cookies every Friday!"

"Nothing makes me feel useless like seeing someone younger than me work technology that I can't. Well, that and the government."

"So, hear my latest idea for world domination? I was thinking perhaps a coffee shop that sells Starbucks quality coffee at half the price... still making profit and run Starbucks out of business and then raise the prices back up to create a worldwide monopoly on coffee.(I thought Timmies already covered that...)

"The muffin isn't picky, Timmy, nor is it tastey. But it is powerfull. ALL HAIL THE MUFFIN!" Cosmo, Fairly odd parents

"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard."-Gimi in Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

"Veni, veti, veci"(I Came, I saw, I concqured)- Julius Ceasar

"But when things are over and done and Fate has moved on, one should not look back and second guess."

Read as much as you can. Keep writing and then throwing it away until one day you do something that you don't think belongs in the bin.

"The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love, and be loved in return." -Moulin Rouge

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet." -Rodney Dangerfield

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. That's relativity." -Albert Einstein

"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving is not for you." -Anonymous

"Death is hereditary." -Anonymous

Agent Smith: "You can’t win, it’s pointless to keep fighting! Why, Mr. Anderson? Why do you persist?"
Neo: "Because I choose to."

"He's having a stroke-"
"What?"
"-of genius!"

"You know I never keep my oaths...Oaths are made for catching fools!"
--Erik, The Phantom of the Opera

"Who's the more foolish--the fool, or the fool who follows him?"

"You're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
--Obi-Wan Kenobi, Jedi Master

"There is beauty in sadness." ~ Sarah McLachlan

"Just because you've got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have." ~ Hermione Granger

"Nothing is absolute in this world except death and taxes." ~ Mrs. Shackelford

"Anything can happen to anyone at any time and you shouldn't just live through the days, or you lose them. You should do what you can to enjoy every moment." ~ Sarah Brightman

"And look! (shoots monkey) An undead monkey! Top that!"
Capt. Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean 2

"Mutation. It is the key to our evolution. It has enabled us to evolve from a single-celled organism into the dominant species on the planet. This process is slow, normally taking thousands and thousands of years. But every few hundred millennia, evolution leaps forward."
Charles Xavier, X-men

"Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightening? ...Same thing as everything else."
Storm, X-men

"You want to shootme, shoot me!"
Logan, X2

"...Why not stay in disguise all the time? You know, look like everyone else?"
"Because we shouldn't have too."
Kurt and Mystique, X2

"Put the knives down!"
"I can't."
Policeman and Logan, X2

"My boy, I have been fighting for mutant rights since before you had claws."
"Did he just call me boy?"
Hank and Logan, X3

"Who's the furball?"
"Hank McCoy, Secretary of Mutant Affairs."
"Right, right. Secretary. Nice suit."
"Henry, this is Logan. He's, uh..."
"Wolverine. I hear you're quite the animal."
"Look who's talking."
Logan, Hank, and Xavier

"Wonderful girl. Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her."

"No. Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try."
Yoda, Star Wars

"You know,everyone thinks that we found this broken down horse and fixed him. But we didn't. He fixed us. Everyone of us. And I guess in a way, we kinda fixed each other too."
Red Pollerd, Seabiscuit

"Even with the brace, It'll barely hold him. If he gets bumped, or jostled-"
"You want to know what I think?"
"'Course."
"I think that it's better to break a man's leg than his heart."
Howard and Woolf, Seabiscuit

"There's no reason to destroy a life, just 'cause it's banged up a little."
Tom Smith, Seabiscuit

"So, now that my horrific event of terror is over, how about some breakfast?"

"Rule 1 of war is that young men die. Rule 2 is that doctors can't change rule 1"

"TO DANCE"
"No way to make a living, masochism, pain, perfection, muscle spasm, chiropractor, short careers, eating disorder!"
"FILM!"
"Adventure, tedium, no family, boring locations, dark rooms, perfect faces, egos, money, hollywood and sleaze."
"MUSIC!"
"Food of love, emotion, mathematics, isolation, rythm, power, feeling, harmony, and heavy competition."
"ANARCHY!"
"Evolution, Justice screaming for solution, forcing changes, risks and danger, your making noise, your making pleas!"
The cast of Rent, Rent

"A poor fool indeed is he who adapts a manner of thinking for others! My manner of thinking stems straight from my considered reflections; it holds with my existence, with the way I am made. It is not in my power to alter it; and were it, I'd not do so." ~ Marquis de Sade, 1783

Writing comes easy. All you have to do is stare at a blank piece of paper until your forehead bleeds. -Douglas Adams

"What is it in a man's soul that makes him believe that there is light at the end of the tunnel? That the sun will rise upon another day? Even when all signs indicate that the darkness will never end? That the finish line is farther away than we think? That we're simply not strong enough? Fast enough? Pure enough? Is it foolish pride? Naivete? Or is it the human spirit simply powerful enough to make the sun rise by sheer will alone?"

Like them? Some are happy, mean, silly, or just plain out make you think. Of course this list has been edited to what I liked. Shifting through profiles takes along time...